I could have sworn that this guy’s jaws were carved by Michelangelo, and his smile kind of gave his teeth a voice of their own. He had full brows and piercing hazel eyes. Okay they probably weren’t hazel, but I heard Uche use the word to describe some nice eyes the other day, so I thought I’d use a new word too don’t you think? Whatever, you get the point right? Ok don’t answer that. He beckoned as for a handshake and said in a gentle welcoming voice, “Hi, I’m Satan”.
Ok stop reading and listen to me. Look I know this is weird, and honestly I can’t remember if this happened in a dream or in reality. I can only recall that it was so real that when I heard that name, against that face, I felt the deep need to apologize for all the times I ever sang “I hate Satan, I hate Satan; he’s my enemy, he’s my enemy” as a child!! I mean I felt like, “I don’t hate this guy–I want to be this guy! Are you kidding me?” And for the love of God, where were his horns if he was Satan? And his tail?! And why was he extending a handshake instead of his signature garden fork? (Or hell fork? Who knows?)
Well here’s why he didn’t come with any of that–Because if he had come looking like the big bad devil, I’d recognize the sucker and run! I wouldn’t even look at him, or want to shake his hand, or uh…describe his eyes as hazel!
It’s same in everyday life. Everybody knows what’s good and what’s bad. It’s too easy to tell right from wrong and we know to run away from the bad prospects. The devil is a liar and he is many other things but he’s not stupid. He’s cunning, he’s smart, he’s absolutely interesting and he knows it’s 2015 so his software version is upgraded to suit your most unlikely expectation of who he might be. That’s why we don’t realize it’s the devil until it’s too late.
But I’ve got goodnews: he’s predictable. He doesn’t just lie, he kind of combines a lie with some truth, topped with a slice of what you want and a bit of what you think you need, mix all of that and you have yourself a meal of “good reason to be stupid”. Ain’t that smart! He’s always ready to creep in imperceptibly on anything; he’s a click away on the internet, a little freaky thought away, he shows up in that unnecessary conversation. A little sip here, a little puff there. A little this, a little that; or so it seems.
He looks like he has everything but he does need something. He knows his destiny and where he’s gonna end up, he has nothing to lose; he already lost everything. But he doesn’t know what your destiny is like, he only knows one thing: that it’s better than his because “Jeremiah 29:11” and he would do anything to put you on the same page as him. I believe that’s why he’s discarded his fork. Probably wasn’t working very well for him. I don’t know what he did with the horns and tail though…scares me to think about it.
Just know that he doesn’t look like the lurking, bloodsucking, devil image you have anymore, “he wears a suit and a tie.”And well he saw you read this, so probably next time he comes around, he won’t be wearing that. He’s smarter than that, be smarter.
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